TRIP TO WAL-MART
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds befor e I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's REAR and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The Dolans ! This was mentioned a popular
well respected, Investment Group.
Don't Skimp on Pet Food
If you love your dog, you won't skimp on their food. Studies show that cheaper food contains more filler -- such as yellow corn, wheat gluten and corn syrup -- that are bad for your pet. Food that is made of natural ingredients might be more expensive per pound, but it can help keep your pet healthy (avoiding those extra vet bills!) and keep them from putting on weight. Plus, you will usually need to feed them a smaller amount of healthier food since they are getting more nutrition and less filler. If you want to cut back on pet costs, skip the toy aisle at the pet store. Is your dog really going to notice if you skip the $15 fancy toys and toss him a good old tennis ball instead?
Don't Skimp on Pet Food
If you love your dog, you won't skimp on their food. Studies show that cheaper food contains more filler -- such as yellow corn, wheat gluten and corn syrup -- that are bad for your pet. Food that is made of natural ingredients might be more expensive per pound, but it can help keep your pet healthy (avoiding those extra vet bills!) and keep them from putting on weight. Plus, you will usually need to feed them a smaller amount of healthier food since they are getting more nutrition and less filler. If you want to cut back on pet costs, skip the toy aisle at the pet store. Is your dog really going to notice if you skip the $15 fancy toys and toss him a good old tennis ball instead?
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
HOW TO GET YOU & YOUR DOGS' MOJO BACK
Spring is here! Be sure you have a good fitting collar & leash. How are your running/ hiking shoes ? IF you need new equipment... go out and buy it! It will make you feel good and help the economy. Then start going out for long walks and/or runs
Hair is matted? Yours or your dogs? Go out and get a new hair style for yourself and give your dog a bath. They like to be clean too.
Too much TV during the winter ? GET OUT! Visit a dog park. Teach your dog frisbee.
Too long a Winter in your house? Put the snow thrower & ice melt away. GET OUTDOORS.
Let your dog mingle... maybe you should too.
Hair is matted? Yours or your dogs? Go out and get a new hair style for yourself and give your dog a bath. They like to be clean too.
Too much TV during the winter ? GET OUT! Visit a dog park. Teach your dog frisbee.
Too long a Winter in your house? Put the snow thrower & ice melt away. GET OUTDOORS.
Let your dog mingle... maybe you should too.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
WELLNESS SALE
$2. OFF A CASE - 12.5OZ CANS WELLNESS DOG FOOD.
$10 MAIL IN REBATE ON 15LB & 26LB WELLNESS LARGE BREED PUPPY & DOG
$10 MAIL IN REBATE ALL EAGLE HOLISTIC 30 TO 33 LB BAGS
$10 MAIL IN REBATE ON WELLNESS DOG 26 TO 30LB BAGS
$10 MAIL IN REBATE ON 15LB & 26LB WELLNESS LARGE BREED PUPPY & DOG
$10 MAIL IN REBATE ALL EAGLE HOLISTIC 30 TO 33 LB BAGS
$10 MAIL IN REBATE ON WELLNESS DOG 26 TO 30LB BAGS
LOWER YOUR PET EXPENSES
With the economy down and jobs disappearing, many pet owners are foregoing pet healthcare because they just can’t afford hundreds of dollars in vet bills. While it is still important to visit your veterinarian yearly for an examination, you can cut out many unnecessary tests and procedures by keeping your pet as healthy as possible throughout the year. Not only is this money saving, it is great for your pet’s health and longevity.
1. Invest in Quality Food—choosing a high quality Natural food is your best chance at long term pet health. The right food can help you eliminate problems with allergies, intestinal problems, obesity, diabetes and other food-related diseases. Although you will spend more at the check-out line, the overall investment should save you hundreds!
2. Avoid pet obesity—Obese pets can suffer from many costly conditions such as arthritis, high blood pressure, and diabetes just to name a few. Feeding your pet the correct portion will control unwanted weight gain and keep them out of the vet.
3. Avoid dangerous chemicals ( see # 9)
4. Brush Teeth—pets suffer from the same dental problems as people and should have their teeth brushed daily to avoid costly veterinary procedures. Apply pet toothpaste to either a soft pet toothbrush or pet finger brush to clean their teeth. Tooth and gum disease can result in infection, pain, loss of teeth and even organ damage in pets. A quick brush a day can keep the vet away! We also have biscuits made for Tartar control.
5. Routine eye care. Keeping your pet’s eyes clean will contribute to their health and wellness by preventing irritation and infection that can be painful and possibly lead to loss of vision. Careful inspection and cleaning once weekly with a eye wash made for pets.
6. Routine ear care. Keeping your pet’s ears clean will help prevent painful irritation and infection that can lead to hearing loss. Clean your pet’s ears once weekly with a natural pet product like Herbal Ear Wash to keep them out of the vet with costly ear infections.
7. Proper flea control. Fleas can be an expensive problem year round. Not only do they cause itching and sometimes troublesome hot spots—they can also infest your pet with intestinal tapeworms. There are many topical products available to control fleas. If you are looking for a natural approach, try an herbal dip with citronella and other oils that will aid in natural flea control.
8. Bath and groom your pet regularly—Choose a good PET Shampoo. There are many instructional books and videos that can help you learn about proper pet grooming to minimize this expense. Don’t forget to wash your pet’s feet every time they go outside. This can help them avoid ingestion of chemicals that may be in the grass or on the sidewalks and streets.
9. Pet-proof your home and yard—Every year thousands of dollars are spent on treating pets for accidents and poisonings. Pet-proof your home so your pet has no possible access to rat bait, snail bait, ant bait, prescription medication, cleaning supplies or even the kitchen cupboards. Pets are amazing…they can smell chocolate through a cupboard door! Insure your yard is safe—that boards are not loose in the fence, the gate latches securely, the trash and recycling bins are sealed tightly and there are no hazards in the yard.
10. Exercise! Pets get the same health benefits that people do from exercise. Try it together…it will be healthy and fun for both of you!
1. Invest in Quality Food—choosing a high quality Natural food is your best chance at long term pet health. The right food can help you eliminate problems with allergies, intestinal problems, obesity, diabetes and other food-related diseases. Although you will spend more at the check-out line, the overall investment should save you hundreds!
2. Avoid pet obesity—Obese pets can suffer from many costly conditions such as arthritis, high blood pressure, and diabetes just to name a few. Feeding your pet the correct portion will control unwanted weight gain and keep them out of the vet.
3. Avoid dangerous chemicals ( see # 9)
4. Brush Teeth—pets suffer from the same dental problems as people and should have their teeth brushed daily to avoid costly veterinary procedures. Apply pet toothpaste to either a soft pet toothbrush or pet finger brush to clean their teeth. Tooth and gum disease can result in infection, pain, loss of teeth and even organ damage in pets. A quick brush a day can keep the vet away! We also have biscuits made for Tartar control.
5. Routine eye care. Keeping your pet’s eyes clean will contribute to their health and wellness by preventing irritation and infection that can be painful and possibly lead to loss of vision. Careful inspection and cleaning once weekly with a eye wash made for pets.
6. Routine ear care. Keeping your pet’s ears clean will help prevent painful irritation and infection that can lead to hearing loss. Clean your pet’s ears once weekly with a natural pet product like Herbal Ear Wash to keep them out of the vet with costly ear infections.
7. Proper flea control. Fleas can be an expensive problem year round. Not only do they cause itching and sometimes troublesome hot spots—they can also infest your pet with intestinal tapeworms. There are many topical products available to control fleas. If you are looking for a natural approach, try an herbal dip with citronella and other oils that will aid in natural flea control.
8. Bath and groom your pet regularly—Choose a good PET Shampoo. There are many instructional books and videos that can help you learn about proper pet grooming to minimize this expense. Don’t forget to wash your pet’s feet every time they go outside. This can help them avoid ingestion of chemicals that may be in the grass or on the sidewalks and streets.
9. Pet-proof your home and yard—Every year thousands of dollars are spent on treating pets for accidents and poisonings. Pet-proof your home so your pet has no possible access to rat bait, snail bait, ant bait, prescription medication, cleaning supplies or even the kitchen cupboards. Pets are amazing…they can smell chocolate through a cupboard door! Insure your yard is safe—that boards are not loose in the fence, the gate latches securely, the trash and recycling bins are sealed tightly and there are no hazards in the yard.
10. Exercise! Pets get the same health benefits that people do from exercise. Try it together…it will be healthy and fun for both of you!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
PET FOOD FACT & FICTION
Everyone, especially since we rely on the internet, is an expert!
First, be careful that the Brand name is not misleading.
For example, a label name maybe, JON SMITHS’ ORGANICS
Or ORANICXS. That DOES NOT mean that the food is organic nor does it mean that it has organic ingredients.
There is NO such thing as almost organic or 50% organic.
An organic product should had a USDA ORGANIC SEAL on the package. What that means is 100% of the ingredients are organic.
Second, holistic and organic are two terms that are often combined. Holistic food/ingredients are as close to a natural state without additives and artificial enrichment or fortification.
The benefits are that it generally improves the immune system & nourishes as a whole.
Learn how to read ingredients. They are listed in descending order. Choose foods w/ a minimum of
The following ingredients BHA, BHT and ETHOXYQUIN Many people try to prepare there own food. BE CAREFUL! First there is a chance of salmonella and e.colli. Cats need a chemical called taurine this is derived from muscle meats. Dogs need B12 which again is found in meats.
The food you purchase should have the AAFCO stamp of approval. It is a standard and says “meets minimum standards and is complete & balanced”. Any kind of “meal” listed means that the meat has been rendered,
There is NO road kill or diseased meat in pet foods (period) . Since the pet food scare a year or two ago, quality has been amped up and that is why prices have climbed high!
NOT all dog / cat food is made by the company that has its’ name on the bag. It may be farmed out / made by a larger company but with their specifications. OKAY, your friend / Vet tech / Groomer / Trainer has sworn by the results of this NEW, FANTASTIC pet food that he/she has bought and it does wonders!!!!! Just because his/her dog has done well, it DOES NOT mean that your dog will do well and your dog may not even eat it.
Go to a store that you trust. Listen / read / try a sample. Go w/ your gut feeling. Be patient! See what works and what doesn’t !
First, be careful that the Brand name is not misleading.
For example, a label name maybe, JON SMITHS’ ORGANICS
Or ORANICXS. That DOES NOT mean that the food is organic nor does it mean that it has organic ingredients.
There is NO such thing as almost organic or 50% organic.
An organic product should had a USDA ORGANIC SEAL on the package. What that means is 100% of the ingredients are organic.
Second, holistic and organic are two terms that are often combined. Holistic food/ingredients are as close to a natural state without additives and artificial enrichment or fortification.
The benefits are that it generally improves the immune system & nourishes as a whole.
Learn how to read ingredients. They are listed in descending order. Choose foods w/ a minimum of
The following ingredients BHA, BHT and ETHOXYQUIN Many people try to prepare there own food. BE CAREFUL! First there is a chance of salmonella and e.colli. Cats need a chemical called taurine this is derived from muscle meats. Dogs need B12 which again is found in meats.
The food you purchase should have the AAFCO stamp of approval. It is a standard and says “meets minimum standards and is complete & balanced”. Any kind of “meal” listed means that the meat has been rendered,
There is NO road kill or diseased meat in pet foods (period) . Since the pet food scare a year or two ago, quality has been amped up and that is why prices have climbed high!
NOT all dog / cat food is made by the company that has its’ name on the bag. It may be farmed out / made by a larger company but with their specifications. OKAY, your friend / Vet tech / Groomer / Trainer has sworn by the results of this NEW, FANTASTIC pet food that he/she has bought and it does wonders!!!!! Just because his/her dog has done well, it DOES NOT mean that your dog will do well and your dog may not even eat it.
Go to a store that you trust. Listen / read / try a sample. Go w/ your gut feeling. Be patient! See what works and what doesn’t !
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
EUKANUBA NATURALLY WILD
4LB BAGS - EUKANUBA NATURALLY WILD
VENISON, TURKEY & SALMON
REG $ 10... NOW $ 6...TILL FEB 28th
VENISON, TURKEY & SALMON
REG $ 10... NOW $ 6...TILL FEB 28th
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