Saturday, April 18, 2009

LAST MINUTE SALE ITEMS!

1ST EVER SOLID GOLD PET FOOD SALE
$2 OFF ALL 15LBS & $5 OFF ALL 33LB !

WELLNESS
ALL 15 & 33LB LARGE BREED DOG & PUPPY. $5 OFF INSTANT COUPON & $10 MAIL IN REBATE.

WELLNESS DOG FOOD CANS 13OZ BUY 3 GET 1 FREE! THERE IS A LIMIT OF 3 !

ALL VARIETIES 26LB TO 30LB WELLNESS DOG, $10 MAIL IN REBATE

BUY 5LB WELLNESS CAT, GET 1 PACKAGE OF WELLNESS CAT TREATS FREE!

WEE WEE PADS
100 COUNT BOX. $26 !

CALIF NATURAL DOG FOOD
BUY 30LB BAG GET A 4LB BAG OF CAL NAT BISCUITS FREE!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

DOG FOOD DIET

TRIP TO WAL-MART
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds befor e I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's REAR and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day!

The Dolans ! This was mentioned a popular

well respected, Investment Group.

Don't Skimp on Pet Food

If you love your dog, you won't skimp on their food. Studies show that cheaper food contains more filler -- such as yellow corn, wheat gluten and corn syrup -- that are bad for your pet. Food that is made of natural ingredients might be more expensive per pound, but it can help keep your pet healthy (avoiding those extra vet bills!) and keep them from putting on weight. Plus, you will usually need to feed them a smaller amount of healthier food since they are getting more nutrition and less filler. If you want to cut back on pet costs, skip the toy aisle at the pet store. Is your dog really going to notice if you skip the $15 fancy toys and toss him a good old tennis ball instead?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009